Any fans of dearly departed Arrested Development should remember David Cross’s ambiguously-oriented character Tobias Funke – whose antics include joining The Blue Man Group under the impression it was a self-help organization or as a former Analytical Therapist (or AnalRapist for short) obliviously titling his treatise on male psychology The Man Inside Me – should be happy to know that Tobias has resumed his career of personal counselor, only now in a religious setting, right here in the Charlotte area.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is an actual church marquee; I do not have photoshop and this picture has not been doctored.
